Anyhoo, my first vivid dream was the ever-recurring, "OMG my calculus final is tomorrow and I haven't been to class, turned in any homework, or know anything!" Ugh. I have those dreams about once a month and they FREAK.ME.OUT. Luckily, I passed calculus back in high school--and passed my AP test, barely! By the grace of God. And I never had to take math again.
Except once a month in my dreams. Fun.
My second vivid dream was of me showing up at a place where people were having a party. And I wasn't invited. It was way awk. Way.
Last night was the best of all, though. I was hanging out with the Pioneer Woman! At her house! And my task was to make waffles. Like...the easiest thing. Except it was all wrong. Her kids came over and looked at me with disgust and said, "It's ok, Mom will be over to fix it soon." Sure enough, she came over, looked at me like I was an idiot because I didn't even have the right plates on the waffle iron, and made the most perfect waffles. She had orange shag carpet and nasty stained laminate counters. And she was kind of mean. Like...an evil Fringe parallel universe Pioneer Woman. She kept shoving her foot in my face...then I woke up and realized it was G shoving his foot in my face. HA!
Oh...I guess I should also tell you about the dream where I was walking down the grocery aisles and the whole time I could hear G babbling, but I didn't know where he was. I was jolted awake when I heard a thud and a loud cry. Uh...yeah, we had been hanging out on our bed after morning nursing, and I fell asleep for a minute, while G decided to utilize his new highly advanced scooting skills to scoot himself right off our bed, while babbling the whole time. Whoops.
Happy Friday, everyone! Hope you have a safe and fun weekend!
